King of Hazard Land!00

Earn all Trophies in the game."You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"

Take 5.00

Pause the game for the first time."Hey...come back here and play!"

Hands-On Approach00

Defeat an enemy using melee combat."I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

Feeling Punchy00

Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat."Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

Migraine00

Score 50 headshots."That's using your head!"

Better Than One00

Score two headshots with one bullet."Eat lead...both of you!"

Pull!00

Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun."That was a blast!"

Russian Attack00

Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47."They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

Blind Luck00

Kill 25 enemies using blind fire."Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

Say "No" to Pots00

Shoot 30 potted plants."Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

Uncovered00

Destroy 20 destructible cover objects."I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

No Pain, No Gain00

Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you."That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."

Shield Master00

Collect 20 Master Shield pickups."It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"

Hazard Avoider00

Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting."Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

Hazard Master00

Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting."You've done this before, haven't you?"

...Where Credit is Due00

Watch the credits from beginning to end."Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"

Stung00

Defeat Sting Sniperscope."Your present ends now."

Meat Your Maker00

Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker."Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."

Bedlam Basher00

Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack."Good for you. Coward."

Russian to the Finish00

Defeat General Neutronov."From Hazard, With Love."

Death Hazard00

Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills."Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"

Pure Energy00

Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol."Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

Tramm Ride00

Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm."One-two shot right to the tentacles."

Talk!00

"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."

Observe the Grenade00

Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher."Test the grenades: check!"

Meet Quentin.00

Meet Quentin."DUDE!!!!!"